Dogs on the bed

This morning the dogs were hogging the bed, trying to push us off. I got fed up and said in my most stern voice 'Enough! Both of you OFF the bed right now!' and Navi sat up real tall, with her ears back, and gave me the most shocked look! Then she squinted and bent over for a good look at me like 'Are you ok? You never talk like that!' then both her and Barclay pounced on me with waggy tails and tried to lick me to death! Then they settled right back where they were in the first place! Intimidation FAIL on my part! I've told people that alpha-dog BS doesn't work on Eskimos :)

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